Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Note To...

MOMMIES OF YOUNG CHILDREN
If your child gets sticky hands, perhaps from eating something like a doughnut hole, the proper response would be to:
  • get sticky stuff on everything else
  • use a wipe
  • wash their hands
  • get a napkin wet
  • stick their hand in their own mouth
Under no circumstance should you stick their hand in your mouth and proceed to make suckie and mmmm mmmm noises.

Thank You.

2 comments:

  1. Also not appropriate to do this with other people's kids.
    Ew.

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  2. Was this directed at me because I know I have done this before. haha. When desperate....

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